cocksmuggler

One with the profession of smuggling cocks across the border, hidden inside one's asshole.

Pedro is such a cocksmuggler, I hear the size of his happy-hole makes puppies cry.

by Nikola February 3, 2004

cocksmuggler

a lame person or an asshole

that guy's such a cocksmuggler.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

cocksmuggler

(noun) A very subtle slut or man-whore. Someone you would least expect to have mutliple partners.

Mike :Man, could you believe she was a cocksmuggler all along?
Joe: Damn she seemed prude, if I knew i would have let her smuggle mine all day.

by Langknecht November 26, 2010

Cocksmuggler

¹Derogatory term for a girl who gets around and she quite possibly could be a prostitute. A bro hopper and/or a home wrecker. ²One who smuggles dick for a living.

Get your cocksmuggler hands off my junk. I don't want none of that dumb junk!

by HeartLela August 27, 2021