An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.
by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010
Get the turd burnermug. by dope_head October 01, 2008
Get the turd burnermug. A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.
Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now
by scandiachick1234 November 05, 2009
Get the Scandinavian turd burnermug.