Warphoggle

1) Becoming incredibly aroused in the middle of a run.
2) Having a loud oragsm while running more than 2 miles
3) What happens when you don't masturbate before the age of 16 (it turns blue and explodes with massive force)

1) wow dude! did you see that guy who ran by? he was totally warphoggling!
2) what was that noise? it sounded like... dude! look at that guy, he is obviously warphoggling!
3) Dylan hasnt ever masturbated and now he is in the hospital due to a Warphoggle

Warphoggle by When I'm Bored... August 28, 2008

Wargoggles 

a pair of sunglasses that just suit you're personality perfectly and are usually pink. used to wage water balloon war against your 33 year old next door neighbor and his drunk friends.

Nice wargoggles, Lindsay. I've got the water balloons so let's kill Jason.

Wargoggles by Lindsay Plunkett January 25, 2009