Chatsturbation

1. The act of being alone in a chatroom talking to oneself.

2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.

In a public act of chatsturbation, Jim posted his thoughts on Armageddon in a NASCAR fans chatroom.

by PJ Ork July 28, 2008

Chatsturbation

The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website

Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?

Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.

by daddyspankee April 29, 2011

Chatsturbating

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

by Regnisab September 15, 2009