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Chris Matthews 

Chris Matthews is a raging, screaming blowhard that works for MSNBC. Not to be confused with Fox News' Chris Wallace, who is the one President Clinton bitch slapped over several minutes for being a smug prick. Matthews does kiss up to some guest like his boss Dan Abrams. He never gives most guest a chance to answer the question before yelling another one that is often of much less importance than the first one....Example:

Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!

Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)

Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!

He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giuliani and New York City get it. What's with these people having guns.
Chris Matthews: What's with Hillary saying she gets the debate questions first? You want them first.

Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Guest: If you are a Noob like Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Keith Olbermann: Me neither.

Guest: What a dumbass!

Chris Matthews: You are banned.

Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.

Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."

Chris Matthews 

America's number one Barack Obama stalker.
Cop 1: What the fuck is that in the grassy knoll?
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
Chris Matthews by thrill up my leg December 23, 2010

Chris Mac 

A crack head with chapped lips who either cheats or is cheated on. He is often cycled very hard by a stripper like girlfriend.
Chris Mac bought Rory a Gucci belt and she got with a Greek the next night.
Chris Mac by Deepdickdan February 14, 2019

Chris Masters 

One of the notable wrestlers in the WWE that has very huge muscles. Has a very succesful winning streak in his signature submission maneuver called "the masterlock".
There he is again, Chris Masters the chiseled body making his masterpiece entrance to the ring...
Chris Masters by blackgrove03 September 22, 2005

chris matthews 

MSNBC's answer to Bill O'Reilly. Claims to be independent but is actually a progressive. Says the word "conservative" with contempt in his voice. If he is not throwing softballs to Al Sharpton then he is playing hardball with neo-cons and conservatives and sings the praises of Barack Obama. Most Democrats love his show. He is what Alan Colmes wishes to be.
In numerous online polls. Chris Matthews has been voted the host most likely to shill for the left.
chris matthews by Reuben D. April 5, 2008

Chris Maher 

Cancer Chris has chest cancer!! It's looks like a shark fin. That's why he's so good at backstroke. There is a legend that he is gay but nobody knows because a dick a day keeps the gay away.
Boy: There's a shark in the water!!
Girl: No, it's just Chris Maher.
Chris Maher by IShankDeep November 20, 2018

Chris Mandes

Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.
Joe: yo look at Chris

Chris Mandes: fjmeiswobfjfnds
Joe: wtf
Chris Mandes by Subs762 March 6, 2020