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fuckmuppet 

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.
What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!
fuckmuppet by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003
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Fuckmuppet 

You're such a fuckmuppet!
Fuckmuppet by Jenfizor November 2, 2010

fuckmuppetry 

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.
The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.
fuckmuppetry by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

fuckmuppet 

theres this guy called mikehed, hes a complete fuckmuppet
fuckmuppet by amazinjosh October 5, 2006

fugmuppet 

A combination of 'fucking ugly and 'muppet'

A particularely ugly child, most often pimped out to the media by their mothers who think they're god's gift to humanity despite the obvious fug factor.
Bindi Irwin (Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter's daughter) is one irritating, pimped out fugmuppet.
fugmuppet by Grimmlok November 28, 2007

Fuckmuppet 

An expletive used in regards to someone idiotic
OR
A really annoying puppet
God dammit Kermit you fuckmuppet
Fuckmuppet by The_Great_Buke January 28, 2017