Sweeney'd

1. To be completely burnt out and fed up with your job. 2. To be in a position that definition 1 can apply to you.

Coined from a Seattle based software development product manager that started as clean cut guy in a suit and left as a strung out excuse for a human with stains on his dirty hoodie that hadn't showered in a week, all within 6 months.

"Lay off the new guy, you're gonna Sweeney him."

or

"Dude, dya here about Nick getting Sweeney'd? He quit his job, moved to Bolivia and is now raising Chinchilla's for their fur. But he's in a better place."

Sweeney'd by ChainBridgeCollective August 20, 2008

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Sweeney'd

- A terrible haircut
- A shit trim

"My man got Sweeney'd"
"Went to the barbers yesterday and bigman Sweeney'd me"

Sweeney'd by khairon January 8, 2020

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Sweeney’d

To get sloppy drunk on cheap house wine whilst already exhausted from being overworked at your corporate job

I was well and truly Sweeney’d after that trade event on Thursday

Sweeney’d by Crispybird June 26, 2019

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Sweeney Derangement Syndrome

A hatred for actress Sydney Sweeney; mostly from jealous women or leftist men who never set foot in a gym before. Most likely caused for her awesome jeans ad

The angry neckbeard leftist who has never lifted weights in his life has Sweeney Derangement Syndrome

Sweeney Derangement Syndrome by Phil McButthole January 29, 2026

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Dirty Sweeney

Blowing and trapping air into anything with a vagina

Big Uncle rob was telling me about how he dirty Sweeney’d this preteen last weekend

Dirty Sweeney by Swanky skeet metal June 21, 2022

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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