flop jacket

a condom, but only applies to a flacid penis.

If erect, it becomes a skin suede shoe.

Yeah, I had the trojan on, but her dank was quite stank so it just became a flop jacket.

flop jacket by MrCerebellum August 19, 2008

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flapjacket

a slang term for vagina

ian: dude, remember that girl from my little brother's birthday party? i saw her flapjacket!

eric: i envy you, you're such a sexbeast.

flapjacket by e*rex January 13, 2004

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Flapjacket

A coat made of pancakes

My flapjacket is super yummy

Flapjacket by Soylent_Magenta May 24, 2017

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