Jimmy Jones
It’s Jimmy Jones, everyone knows Jimmy. He didn’t do anything special and has no accomplishments, he’s just well known
Jimmy Jones by Ppmane January 17, 2022
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Jimmy Jones
Potentially, any one of the numerous corporate sandwich shops that have sprung up in the past few years throughout America's cities and exburbs. More specifically, a "Jimmy Jones" is an establishment that does not offer the highest quality foodstuffs and/or ambiance for the savvy consumer's dollar. The creepy owner or owners of such shops would be the Jimmy Jones in question.
"Maybe I'm crazy, but this meatball sub taste like syphilitic crotch-lather."
"Yeah, I noticed a few pubes in my 'Italian Herbs and Cheese.'"
"I guess they'll hand out Jimmy Jones franchises to just about any sleazy motherfucker out there."
"Man, screw this... Lets go to Domino's and eat some of their cheesy cardboard instead."
"Jimmy Jones: Free Kool-Aid"
"Yeah, I noticed a few pubes in my 'Italian Herbs and Cheese.'"
"I guess they'll hand out Jimmy Jones franchises to just about any sleazy motherfucker out there."
"Man, screw this... Lets go to Domino's and eat some of their cheesy cardboard instead."
"Jimmy Jones: Free Kool-Aid"
Jimmy Jones by Rogue Employee August 5, 2008
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Jimmy Jonesing
When you are addicted to Jimmy John's sandwiches and you haven't eaten there in a while, you start craving it.
Guy 1: Dude its been almost 24 hours since I've eaten at JJ's, I'm starting to withdrawal.
Guy 2: I know man me too, I'm Jimmy Jonesing!
Guy 1: Let's go before it's too late!!!
Guy 2: I know man me too, I'm Jimmy Jonesing!
Guy 1: Let's go before it's too late!!!
Jimmy Jonesing by Fletch2theSketch October 16, 2008
jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette
A sexual act only possible by people named jimmy when he inserts his Jon into a piping hot Philly cheesesteak in the jimmyjons bathroom. (A popular American North Eastern sandwich joint).
Jimmy 1:Hey I’m going to jimmyjons to play jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette.
Jimmy 2: Good luck; I gave my cock 3rd degree burns last week when I did that
Jimmy 2: Good luck; I gave my cock 3rd degree burns last week when I did that
jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette by Thebiggestboce November 2, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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