Spunkwhaler Share definition Flag A massive slut who has had huge amounts of spunk thrown up her during a day or night from many different sources. I hate (insert name here) she is a Spunkwhaler. or Jesus, I pulled a spunkwhaler last night. Spunkwhaler by Biggest of Tones August 2, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Spunkwhaler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch