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Arabian who plays French Horn and somehow always has gum!
Eats chicken alot!
That kid is such a Zhilwan, he is in band.
Zhilwan by The Raven MAsta May 27, 2008
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A very beautiful woman. She faces lots of challenges in her life but doesn't admit it. Very social, eats whatever is on her plate- the dream woman for any type of man on earth.
Look at all those Zhilan suck-ups!
Zhilan by x_Vampy_Naomi_x May 24, 2021
Zhillan is a guy who has a very big cock with monster sized-futa cock. This man will steal your girl and your MAN away from you!
IS THAT A BIRD, NO! THATS AN AIRPLANE, WAIT NO!! THATS A ZHILLAN
zhillan by Niaksa! November 22, 2021
Kurdish name for a woman who is a loyal friend, an intelligent ally, a fierce warrior, and untouchable soul, a worthy companion. Indicative of a person to be met in every lifetime, soul sister?
If I meet Zhilan in this lifetime, I will also in the next.
Zhilan by Pistachiomustachio November 23, 2021
a bomber of 9/11 with an extremely small penis and no personality
Man! That guy is a total zhiwan.
zhiwan by ididntdoit56 April 13, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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