the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
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the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
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