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Soap for the anus.

Cleaning materials for the arsehole.
Woman - "I visited the NHS walk-in centre and and asked for some bum scrub."

Man - "Did you get it?"

Woman - "Yes."
Bum Scrub by Terry Dacktill June 25, 2008
Related Words

scrub-bum 

A person who is a general loser but also has really bad washing habits. They are also not liked but other people use them.
God Damn it John quite being such a scrub-bum
scrub-bum by Britt January 17, 2004

Bum Scrubbing 

The act of rubbing butt cheeks to make a slapping noise with your business partner in a shower.
Ah yes, that bum scrubbing session really helped us set our quarterly business goals.

Scrubby bum

Scrubby bum is a term for someone who sucks real bad at video games, particularly player vs player activities.
I hate playing call of duty with noob_gamer45, he is a big scrubby bum.
Scrubby bum by Ulfricstormcloak February 17, 2019

bumscrubber

1. Like a toothbrush for your ass hole; it scrubs the crustified dung off of one's ass hairs while providing a sandpaper-esque feeling on the soft tissue of your rectum

2. Any bristled object used to clean a dirty homeless invalid, against his or her will, while they lay half-dead beside a trash heep asking for spare change

3. A sand paper covered dildo for use by any man or woman who either likes the feeling of blood running out of his or her butt, has lost all feeling in the anal cavity due to excess butt-dildo-use and therefore needs the bumscrubber for any sort of titilating stimulation, or really just likes a very clean and irritated inner anus
I went to the radiologist the other day for an x-ray and they found that bumscrubber I lost a couple weeks ago.

"Come here you dirty bum and get your scrubbin," said the angry bum hater. "Oh no, not the bumscrubber, it hurts so bad!" said the dirty bum.
bumscrubber by bumscrubber September 23, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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