Techno Dick
"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"
Techno Dick by Spicy McHaggus May 7, 2008
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"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."
techno dick by blanchester June 23, 2008
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Technodick
Technodick (tek-no-dik) noun: an online pissing contest in which the participants post Electronic Dance Music (EDM) clips to one up eachother.
noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.
noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM
noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.
noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM
"Jeff why are you participating in a technodick instead of useing your time to create a mixed set?"
"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."
"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."
"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."
"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."
Technodick by Semtek December 28, 2012
technodictator
A high-ranking executive of a technology company that exercises complete control of the company's direction/goal/strategy. Examples would be: Eric Schmidt, Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer
Steve Jobs is the technodictator of Apple.
Q: Why won't Barry listen to criticism about how the design of the ACME 231 will not allow us to compete with the WILY 345?
A: Because Barry is too much of a technodictator to listen to reason.
Q: Why won't Barry listen to criticism about how the design of the ACME 231 will not allow us to compete with the WILY 345?
A: Because Barry is too much of a technodictator to listen to reason.
technodictator by shepsta June 8, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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