p911

Parents are here! Don't type something you wouldn't want them to see.

Mike: So tell me more about yourself.
Sue: I'm 5' 2", eyes of blue, huge
Sue: P911
Mike: After you calculate the ideal stochiometric ratio, how much of which what reagents should be added to properly oxidize the reaction?
Sue: In a constant volume process?
Mike: Yes.

etc ...

p911 by Derek Chang May 4, 2005

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P911

A phrase to let people know that your parents are around so to warn them to not say anything that might get them mad.

Yuyu800 : So like i made out with Vicky last night!

Snap_and_pose24 : DUDE! Wet or just a peck?

Yuyu800 : WET! ALL THE WAY!!!!

Snap_and_pose24 : P911

Yuyu800 : So did you do your history homework?

Snap_and_pose24 : Yes it was very enjoyable!

Yuyu800 : Yes, indeed!

P911 by mootyay June 3, 2008

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p911 • P9/11

P911

Parent alert

Sorry, i have a P911,bye!

P911 by Curuț :-) January 28, 2015

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P9/11

when parents come above your shoulder to watch what r u doing on net/social n/w site.
PARENT ALERT

hey, dude it P9/11
T2YL.

P9/11 by MJ india January 8, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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