Trout salad

The act of diarrhea in a toilet bowl that when viewed is scattered like fish food when first dropped into the fish tank.
Mike had a hot dog with kraut and dropped a trout salad.
by The Sex Panther May 20, 2008
mugGet the Trout saladmug.

Smoked Trout Salad

A variation on tossing the salad.

The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.
Despite his irritable bowl syndrome and being imprisoned for sex crimes, Dane was still able to enjoy a Smoked Trout Salad from time to time. Although he was never able to get the smell out of his beard.
by goatofwisdom July 15, 2011
mugGet the Smoked Trout Saladmug.