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Kurt Cobained 

The act of ejaculating and almost accidentally hitting yourself in the face with it.
Guy: Dude, last night when I was finishing up I almost Kurt Cobained myself, but luckily I dodged it.
Kurt Cobained by Crispy beans October 7, 2021

Curt cobained 

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!
My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face
Curt cobained by Deadfox January 10, 2017

Cobained 

Being such a shitbag faggot that you decide to take a triple dose of Heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.
That one shitty lyricist from the band Nirvana who can't play the guitar cobained himself.
Cobained by DirtyWord December 28, 2007

Kurt Cobained 

When someone commits suicide via shot-gun or any other gun thru the mouth
Did you hear, Bob "Kurt Cobained" himself yesterday.

Cobained 

I slept with Megans mom last night, i hope i dont get Cobained when she finds out.
Cobained by SMUD October 2, 2006

Kurt Cobained 

When a woman drugs you with rohypnoled then shoots you with a shotgun setting it up to look like suicide. Then gets all your money to herself
jeff: dude did you hear brian ate a shotgun?
evan: naw man that aint even what happened. that bitch wife of his totally Kurt Cobained him.
jeff: no way! what a cunt!
Kurt Cobained by vagpounder24/7 September 18, 2011