Boobstacles 

When a womens boobs are too big and get in the way of completing a task.

A women reached for her stapler, but her boobstacles knocked over her water bottle which spilled all over her desk.

Boobstacles by Brian Sorry April 30, 2008

Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.

"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"

Boobstache by mlepea July 13, 2014

Boobacles 

slang another name for the word boobs or breasts. First used on Reddit.

"When I was around 11 or 12 my brother-in-law, who is a physician, gave me the "random fact" that the medical term for breasts is actually BOOBACLES, thus making "boob" the slang term." -ghost-from-tomorrow, Reddit.

Boobacles by PengoonTheGreat May 31, 2016

Blobstacle 

When a fat person gets in your way.

Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.

Blobstacle by Squirrel April 26, 2004

Boobsicles 

When ones nipples are so cold that they protrude from the chest so far said nipples become visible via a slim fitting top.

Girl 1: "OMG it's so cold today!"
Girl 2: "No kidding, I can see your Boobsicles"

Boobsicles by Wolfie_Chick October 2, 2011

noobstacles 

minor obstacles encountered by people of no experience, that would normally be overcome by those of more experience.

my fortune cookie said today, 'noobstacles will stand in the way of your success this month'. Darn.

noobstacles by izabelau October 26, 2008

boobstacle 

a place where having large breasts gets in the way.

"I don't think I can fit in that roller coaster seat, it seems like the front bar would be a major boobstacle."

boobstacle by Chris Aoyama January 7, 2008