cliffilis

a sexually transmitted disease that is contracted by either having sex or getting too comfortable with someone named Cliff. In rare cases, people have contracted the disease by merely sitting on his bed. Side effects include hatred for the particular Cliff and an intensified gag reflex when around anything that brings up memories of said Cliff. Sadly, there is no clue for the disease, but it is not able to be passed on by anyone except someone named Cliff.

I slept in Chris' roommate's bed last night and got Cliffilis.

cliffilis by Reginald VanDeKamp April 20, 2008

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cifilism

horrible or gammy filthy crusty mingin toes

tom has cifilism toes

cifilism by sausage licked April 14, 2022

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Cliflis

Cliflis Is a Old Youtuber, Comfirmed by The One and Only

"Cliflis is a Old man"

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Cliflis Is a Streamer, That is Very old

"Cliflis is A Old man"

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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