Agosta

A source of bad luck. Sort of a magnet for bad things happening to good people.

"My knee has been hurting for weeks, I must have Agosta-ed it"
"The hurricane is tracking east, anything in its path is Agosta"
"The delta variant is 100x more Agosta than the original variant"
"This milk is past the expiration date, it's totally Agosta now, gross!"

by fun-times-mcgee August 16, 2021