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smurf ass bitches 

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The blue team that gets owned on halo.
red team: " we just owned those smurf ass bitches!"

blue team:"........... damn it!"
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smurf ass • smurf ass bitches • Ass Smurf • Big Wave Surf Association • ass surf • smurf • Smurf Cat • Smurf Dick • smurf juice • smurf balls

Ass Smurf

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How you pronounce ASMR as if it was a word
Gosh these Autonomous sensory meridian response sounds are great but I don't want to say all that nerd talk so I'll just enjoy this nice relaxing Ass Smurf until I fall ass leap.
Ass Smurf by Putitonaritz April 7, 2019
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ass surf 

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The equivalent of a titty fuck, but done with the ass cheeks. Usually done as part of an overall ass worshiping before insertion.
My homie John said he ass surfed Mary. That girl’s ass is up there with Alexis Texas’. Lucky bastard.
ass surf by Juan John August 26, 2019
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Big Wave Surf Association 

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group made up to promote the safety and enjoyability of big wave surfing through education and experience
The Big Wave Surf Association has really worked hard to keep the big wave surfers safe.
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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