unistrill 

To consume so much Cocaine that it eventually rots the flesh between the nostrills leaving the user with just one large hole in the nose. Normally followed by reconstructive surgery (for the rich and famous).

Have you seen the state of his nose?

He's done that much Coke he's got a unistrill.

unistrill by Quidj April 9, 2008

unistritch 

a ostrich that has a horn in the middle of its head.

has the horn of a unicorn only on a ostritch there fore it is a unistritch

unistritch by Colie Coconut December 10, 2011