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wangnozzle 

Those really douchey guys at parties who spew constant lame lines like "what up, dog?!" and "oh snap!" and secretly think they're from Harlem when they're actually spoiled white kids from the 'burbs.
Did you see the flood of wangnozzles that came to the party last night? Talk about ridiculous in their satin track suits.
wangnozzle by thepiratemoon April 6, 2008
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wangboozle 

trying to con, cheat, scam, screw, sex up, beat up, ect

man you are alaways trying to wangboozle me out of money!

hey lets wangboozle that guy because hes a bitch!

dam i would love to wangboozle that girl !

i paid for one cheeseburger and i got two, man i really wangboozled them.

wangboozle by john schauer January 3, 2007
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wangjazzle

Coined by one Mr. William Zed (@corpzombie) on twitter in March 2010, after reading about vajazzling; the process of completely waxing and then covering the lower pelvic region on a woman, with adhesive crystals.

Wangjazzling can refer to the theoretic male equivalent, which, ostensibly, would involve the process of removing all hair from a man's nether region and then decorating the area with adhesive crystals, but it may also refer to an individual lacking in class, couth, and/or intelligence.
That wangjazzle in the Ed Hardy shirt is disrupting the whole theater by talking on his mobile phone.
wangjazzle by Wangjazzlette March 5, 2010

wangdoozle

Someone that is a complete and utter idiot that doesn't know what the f**k he's doing.
You are a total wangdoozle
wangdoozle by Wonton Noodle Soup February 2, 2017

wangfazzled 

Surprised about someone's abitly
Dude, I am wangfazzled at how well you play soccer
wangfazzled by anonymous September 25, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026