clam ass

where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.

i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.

clam ass by jesse co April 4, 2008

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clam chowder ass bitch

A term to describe ain't shit people. Coined by Rudy of @oldiesrule4ever

Stephanie is a clam chowder ass bitch for her tweets about undocumented immigrants.

clam chowder ass bitch by Desmadrosoguey May 23, 2016

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clam ass • clam chowder ass bitch • ass clam • tighter than a clam's ass • Clam Bake • clam jam • clam slam • clam chowder • clam slammer • clam baking

ass clam

An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.

Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.

Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?

ass clam by ANewRetrospect February 17, 2006

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tighter than a clam's ass

Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.

Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.

tighter than a clam's ass by JerseajersJea60 June 24, 2017

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ass clam

n. a assclam is a person who, is always wrong talks shit and falls on his cock

ass clam by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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