WIZFEST 

WIZFEST or WIZZFEST

When you both have to take a wiz so badly, you sit on the wizbox (woman) and spread your legs and the guy wizs thru your legs as you are wizzinging too.

Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Ditzy Khalifa, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Wizfest. It was a Real WIZZFEST horror show

WIZFEST by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

wifesteps 

Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.

Uh oh. brb I think i hear wifesteps.

wifesteps by LolCatzLuvver2000 February 23, 2011

Wifesta

Its a special relationship between two straight female friends. That isn't defined by the simple term of best friend or bestie. Wifesta is a term of love, affection, devotion and total understanding. A deep bond between two female friends that is unbroken either by time or distance.

Buttafly84 and xSunPhoenix are wifesta .... don't come between those two!

Wifesta by xSUNPHOENIX July 8, 2011

wifestyle 

The change in a single man's living habits dictated by the new spouse after one has become wedded.

"Is Chris coming bowling with the us tonight?
"Nope, Bowling is no longer part of his new wifestyle"

wifestyle by kalzabar May 18, 2010

Wifeston

Though similar to "Wifey" or "Wifester" in name, the term "Wifeston" is much more significant, whereby "Wifey" may be said in jest, or to hedge serious romantic intent, "Wifeston" lays it all out on the table.

By taking the suffix of "ton" and adding it to "Wifes", this word suggests the desire to live in the town of the aforementioned wife, be that town physical or imagined, the general intent is close proximity.

She's not just my Bae, or my Wifey... She's my Wifeston

Wifeston by Wifelover420 March 16, 2021

bresband and wifester 

A couple who seem equally or more like brother and sister than romantic partners. A sort of Narcissistic behavior.

"did you notice that Alex and Sacha just got the exact same pair of glasses?" "well they have always been a bit of a bresband and wifester"

bresband and wifester by thrice removed September 20, 2011

wifestyle 

the quality of life that set as the precedent by the female of a marital couple that dominates over a previous non-marital lifestyle or a lifestyle that is more accommodating to a male spouse

His Monday night football parties with his drinking buddies was replaced with episodes of Dancing with the Stars. Frank now feels shame living in his new wifestyle.

wifestyle by Laze Jovial March 22, 2009