meatstabber 

1.When you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and stab her in the back with a sausage. Repeatedly.

2. A dick or penis.

3. Also can be made into a drink by placing a slim jim into a bloody mary. Generally, it's garnished with cheese on a plastic sword.

Last night I meat stabbed this girl. She got so turned on, she gave me a rusty trombone.

Excuse me, bartender, can I have a meatstabber, extra slim.

meatstabber by dingus2.0 April 3, 2008

Meatsaber 

The sexual act of one person playing the VR title 'Beatsaber' while streaming the video to a screen visible to another person. The second person stands behind the first and thrusts into them to the beat of the song while attempting to interfere in no other way. The game player wins if they are able to complete the song on the difficulty setting. The thruster wins if the player fails.

My girlfriend and I got a new VR headset, so we decided to play Meatsaber.

Meatsaber by Blu Tester January 25, 2022

Meat Stabber 

1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.

That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.

Meat Stabber by Enigmanic September 11, 2014

Meatsaber

A game where 2 males put glow in the dark condoms on and sword fight with their dicks like lightsabers

Damn Harleigh and alan are playing meatsabers again

Meatsaber by English-caseoh April 24, 2026