A girl that wears a dress or skirt so short that you can see either her panties, lack there of or junk as she approaches you full frontal.
While at a reggae concert we saw a hoesnatch wearing a red tube top dress. Not only could you see her white panties as she approached but you could see the outline of all undergarments through the dress because it was so tight.
Advice: if you hoesnatches are going to flash your panties at least coordinate them with your outfit!
1. (noun) A tooting vagina. Known for its stealth and high-flexibility. (Often used in sibling banter.)
2. (noun) A stolen moment of comic relief. A circumstance under which one cannot laugh, but sneaks an unheard giggle.
(Often used when others laugh, surreptitiously, at another's misfortune.)
3. (verb) The act of taking something with a shriek then running away.
1. See you later, hootsnatch. You're such a hootsnatch. I can't believe that hootsnatch.
2. Cara and Anne had a hootsnatch when their boss pissed her pants.
A catastrophically flamboyant person. This person may often waist their life doing homework or fucking random people. This person usually has an inanely cool yet dorky sibling. A hosna usually like to show people thier boobs, or dancing in front of a large crowd wearing onesies. This person cannot drive for shit and is asexual.
"Hey guys, my girlfriend just dumped me and im feeling really lonely, can you help?"
"Yeah man, just call Hosnatch, she might be busy making stupid fucking Facebook videos tho."
"Okay ill call her! Hopefully ill get lucky..."
"Dont worry man, you will, you definitly will. She might be bad at driving a car but shes amazing at driving the stick shift if ya know what i mean ;)
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.