abbitosis 

To have a strange and rather uncontrollable obsession with abbie
Sufferors are generally described as 'wabbies'
Can often result in involentry erections and burning loins

"maaan my widgy is so hard, n i have an urgue to download chris browns lastest album"

"wow keep away from mee duuude ... u gt urself the abbitosis"

abbitosis by ashley derby March 30, 2008

assitosis 

An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.

Pat Wonderful treated the entire car to his assitosis on the long road trip to Cincinatti.

assitosis by Doctor Salami July 7, 2005

Assitosis 

Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".

Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."

Assitosis by In The Wind 44 August 8, 2012

airitosis 

the ailment of being too lazy and too cool all at once, preventing you from reading long forum posts

"wow, he hasn't read a single thing we've said. He must be suffering from airitosis."

airitosis by Drew The Pirate April 14, 2006

Accidental Abiosis

THE BEST BAND EVER!
cd in stores soon!

HEY man did u see accidental abiosis live? they rock! \m/

Accidental Abiosis by anonymous September 20, 2003

Alitosis 

A word used as a verbal alarm system or signal.

A word used to say goodbye

Help me man! Alitosis!

I think I'm going to go to bed. Alitosis

Alitosis by Ecolostic July 17, 2019