The opposite of eye candy. Visually unpleasing. Fugly.
Jennifer: Wow, Matt is so cute, talk about eye candy, he is a sexy beast.
Dick and John: What are we eye spam?
by Donna S March 27, 2008
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An eye that is deformed and has the appearance of mashed spam
Watch out grandma's spam eye is looking at us
by The spam eye haters August 4, 2015
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