Scammich 

Simple definition-a sandwich, sub sandwich, or other variant.
Variations- scamwich, slammich, slamwich (first syllable varies)
Uses-for general public confusion and/or to make it sound better than/
more manly than getting a "sandwich".

Angry guy: "hey stop pushing your way into the hot line!"
You: "sorry dude I was just heading for the scammich line."
angry guy: "what? What the hell is a scammich?"
you: "sandwich, bro."
angry guy: "oh, go right ahead."

Scammich by Maui Jim March 20, 2008

sammich 

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.

I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.

sammich by howlincoyote2k1 March 22, 2007

Sammich 

The audios that are non sammich are clean the one that are sammich have sex in it and moaning, I recomend sammicher

Yagami yato makes sammich and non sammich audios for all of you kinky little fuckers

Sammich by Hornyweebfucker July 13, 2020

blowjob sammich 

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.

bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich

blowjob sammich by kbro69 January 14, 2011

The Samm’s Sammich 

The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.

Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.

Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!

The Samm’s Sammich by SammSammy January 23, 2021

noob sammich 

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

noob sammich by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005

Spammich

A spam sandwich.

Dude: hun, can you make me a spammich?
Chick: a what?
Dude: A spam sandwich

Spammich by Professor Jonny X July 24, 2011