Toorak

A wealthy blue chip suburb in Melbourne, Australia. Whilst often noted as the HQ of the city's fine upper class, it is really populated by the desperately nouveau riche, who spend big thinking they're buying a spot in high society, when in fact they should probably be buying in South Yarra or Canterbury. The term is applied to some hoe/bro who is trying to impress, but is totally off the mark.

'Brian just spent $500 on calibre shoes, but they look fucking cheap, the dude if so Toorak'

by Jimmys March 11, 2008

Toorak Tractor

"Toorak Tractor" is the name given to any of the glitzed up chrome-ridden "soccer mom/mum" SUVs often seen driving around Toorak; one of the more well to do suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. From BMW X5s and Land Rovers to Volkswagen Touraegs and Porsche Cayennes, some of them have the raw ability to navigate mountain passes and some of them don't. The point is that for anyone who lives in Toorak, venturing out into the countryside in their glorified tractor is the furthest thing from their minds.

There goes that rich bastard in his Toorak Tractor, the smug prick.

by Van February 3, 2005

Loreto Toorak

The Typical Loreto girl...
Likes to wear:
-Tommy hilfiger
-Sass & Bide
-Mimco Jewellery & Wallets
-Tiffany & Co.
-Country Road
-Witchery

Spends her time:
-Going to Room 680 (at the age of 18yrs )
-Going for Igloo Zoo on Glenferrie Rd
-Chap Laps
-Getting her nails done @ Texas Nails on High St Armadale
-Having brunch @ Coin Laundry next to Armadale Station
-Dating Scotch, Xavier, St. Kevins or Melbourne Grammar Boys.
-Sun tanning in Lorne, Rye or Portsea during summer.

She is a decent, faithful and well rounded girl who respects her peirs and has classiness. Loreto Toorak Girls are known for their beautiful reputation amongst their local communities.

Loreto Toorak Girl: A Blonde or Brunette haired beauty seen roaming on Glenferrie, Chapel st or Burke Rd on the casual Friday afternoon.

by Robboooooooooooooooooooo May 26, 2012

toorak tractor

Colloqial term to describe a 4WD vehicle. Its a light hearted poke at the fact that the four wheel drive vehicle will most likely never see the off road, and only the uptown suburb of Toorak in Melbourne, Australia.

Check out that toorak tractor... it's probably never even been dirty.

by funnelbc February 3, 2005

toorak tractor

Toorak tractor, whilst described elsewhere on this listing so far, has yet to been defined as to it's origin. It originated as a piss take of the developing group of semi-affluent wankers following the fake-it-until-you-make-it rule, later to be known as a 'yuppie'. The Toorak Tractor is driven by the Toorak Cowboy, a song by The Skyhooks, a well known Australian anti-establishmentarian band of the 1970's.

The song, Toorak Cowboy, takes the piss out of the yuppie lifestyle, naturally Toorak Cowboys drive flashy vehicles to 'make up for less down below', thus 4wd's, SUV's, and even sportscars fall under the category of a Toorak Tractor.

Over the last ten years due to the origin not being as commonly heard as the term, it has come to generally mean larger more fuel consuming vehicles designed for off-road use which never see bush.

"What's a Toorak cowboy like you doing in a Lambo like that?"

"It's me Toorak Tractor mate!"

by dsfgdsafgads November 21, 2005

toorak college

A bunch of fucked up lesibians that are oddly obsessed with boys but still lesbians, they say people call them the toorak rich bitches but they are the only ones that say that bc they want to feel rich. Remember that time when the maths teacher tensed his pecs for the maths class ? Toorak =fucked lesbians

mum: sending you to toorak college next year

Kid: *goes to kill em' selves*

by Gblight6 March 20, 2017

toorak mum

someone who drives rangrovers and fucks them with strap-ons like in nichs msn picture

chloe

by maddy August 25, 2003