miwf

Opposite of a (MILF) A mum you would'nt fuck even for a hundred million pounds and you were drunk on Absynth and hadn't had sex for 20 years because you'd been in prison for shagging really ugly woman even tho its not a crime...I'm just trying to give you an example. Lives in (Chavenage) pronouced Miiiwwwwwffff

Id rather fuck yo dawg than yo ma she's sure a is miwf but she do have a pretty mouth.

miwf by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

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miwf

mom i woud't fuck..... pronounced (mwoof)

opposite of milf

your mom is a miwf, but your sisters hot.

miwf by amw_500 August 14, 2009

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MIWF • MIWFWTFP

MIWF

Mum I would fuck - how clear, didn't you see "American pie?"

-"Look, Kevin's mom's comin'!"
-"hmm...a real MIWF!"

MIWF by lizzy01 November 9, 2008

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Miwf

A mom you would fuck but you are dating her daughter

Wow she is a miwf

Miwf by Miwf February 18, 2018

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MIWFWTFP

acronym for "Mother I Wouldn't Fuck With A 10-Foot Pole",
as in, the opposite of a MILF.

"Her mother is so ugly"

"Yea, she's a MIWFWTFP"

MIWFWTFP by Rickardo May 23, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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