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Drunkenomics 

The economics of getting drunk. Usually used in financial terms to calculate the most efficient way of getting drunk. It can also be applied, although this is a much rarer usage, to the supply of alcohol available or the demand for it.
Friend 1 - "The six pack of bavaria is better drunkenomics than going for a naggin"
Friend 2 - "True. In absolute drunkenomic terms the six pack is better as it has 130ml of ethanol compared to the 80ml in the naggin, but in relative drunkenomic terms the naggin wins cos it will get you fucked up quicker"

"Dude, everyone is drinking expensive beer here, the drunkenomics is awful"
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Drinkonomics 

The process in which friends decide the specific dollar amount each person will need to pitch in for the desired amount of alcohol.
Bobby: Yo so there are 4 of us and 30 beers for 15 dollars so how much do I owe you?
Joe: Looks like this equation requires some basic Drinkonomics
Drinkonomics by hairsey92 October 23, 2012

social drunkanomics 

the study/art of a group, 2 or more persons, cooperating together to recover from a time frame of an inebriated state, which includes finding items lost or left behind in various places during said time, piecing together events and/or cleaning up the aftermath; not all of the group members must have been under influence nor present during said time
They had to use social drunkanomics to find the car.
social drunkanomics by AunTime October 5, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026