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MILTMSLT 

your mom is a miltmslt
MILTMSLT by Jonny Santiago June 22, 2009
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MILTMSLT 

Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To - inspired by the the film The Rocker.
guy: are you familiar with the term 'MILF'?"

*she nods*

guy: "well you're not a MILF, you're what I'd call a MILTMSLT... a Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To."

mom: "Oh really? Well you're a PILTS. Person I'd Like To Slap."
MILTMSLT by FayeeElizabeth March 28, 2009
MOTHER ID LIKE TO FUCK ME
SORRY PATRICK ITS A JOKE BTW MILTFM HEART EYES EMOJI
MILTFM by Hahaemmyfunny July 6, 2021

Miltimore 

Commonly used in Latin-Russia, the last name of respected families. Most famously, the Miltimore house. One of the most infamous families in Russia during the American Civil War. Side note; some things Miltimore's are known for are WW1, WW2, and WW3
Person 1: Isn't he a Miltimore

Person 2: Doh
Miltimore by Miltii July 26, 2017
Slang, Mum I'd Like To Wake Me Up
A mutation of MILF
Popularized by West London estate agents.
Sh*t, check out that MILTWMU by the checkout!
MILTWMU by foxtonsbyebye February 8, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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