1 definition by FayeeElizabeth
guy: are you familiar with the term 'MILF'?"
*she nods*
guy: "well you're not a MILF, you're what I'd call a MILTMSLT... a Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To."
mom: "Oh really? Well you're a PILTS. Person I'd Like To Slap."
*she nods*
guy: "well you're not a MILF, you're what I'd call a MILTMSLT... a Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To."
mom: "Oh really? Well you're a PILTS. Person I'd Like To Slap."
by FayeeElizabeth November 10, 2008