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Something my brother soils each and every night.
Matress by B-Drac November 6, 2003
i don't know why women and gays love matresses so much they aren't like real ones.
matress by InsaneClownJuggalo June 17, 2010
Mattress is a new slang word for when one feels well rested
John: hey, how are you feeling?

Lucy: I'm matress
Matress by Sweg_goose July 14, 2025

matress dancing

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.
matress dancing by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

Matress Actress 

Joslyn James is a matress actress, those could have been anyone's baby.
Matress Actress by Duncmeister February 16, 2010

Matress Back 

A dirty whore who is always on her back and takes it in the Vag...

A.K.A. Billy's Mom
Man I feel horrible, I climaxed in that matress back.
Matress Back by Scissor Man November 8, 2009