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The most popular meme in the Flood. Honestly, everyone loves it. It's better than Porch Day.
OP says:"Should I get a porch in the futer?"

Everyone else:"GTFO"
Futer by Big Baph July 1, 2011
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A poorly spelled word for "Future". Used to make the original poster in a forum sound stupid.
yea like that will happen in the futer.
Futer by victoryian June 30, 2011
A Futer is someone who plays Ultimate Team on fifa 12.
They are generally addicted to the game and have a great team.
Twan : I won like 10 matches in a row last night playing head to head online. How'd you go?
Bade : Well im a Futer so I didn't play any head to head but I used my beast team against someone with a bad team... And I still managed to lose.
Futer by TwainyJaime October 30, 2011
To toy with, jiggle or rub. Also, genital frottage.
"Any chance of an aul' futer?"
"Dekky, quit futerin' with yerself."
Futer by Piano Dentist September 15, 2004
I have futer
Futer by Nopomegranatessssss January 5, 2019