Tech Support: "How can I
help you today?"
Victim: "My volume doesnt
work."
Tech Support: "Ok. Boot up for me?"
Windows: "Ba da ba Bing"
Victim: "I guess its a SDUPO for now."
Tech Support: "It appears you've wasted your entire lunch-hour, and will waste another tomorrow when the problem returns.
Victim: "Yes. Yes I will."