patchy

Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.

If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.

There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.

Random European chill kid at Chipoltle: I'm a bit patchy right now.
Random scene kid: WTF!! ROFL HxC SCENE!
European kid: Fag.

Guy: Have you brought the patchiness?
Girl: Hell yes, now let's get patchy!

patchy by makke :D July 3, 2009

Patchy

The name given to someone who has a really patchy fake tan.

Person A: Aye patchy, nice tan!

Person B: C’mon it isn’t that bad!

Patchy by Itoldyouso May 22, 2021

Patchy

KSI’s beard now and forever

Wow, KSI got a patchy beard

Patchy by KSIMON Believer April 11, 2023

patchy

an apache helicopter awaiting to strike upon scso sheriff's for any reason he can find.

finna pull a patchy

patchy by ilovegays;) May 17, 2019

patchy

never shaves, but a full beard never grows in

Omar Abarca!!!, just dont call him that, it hurts his feelings.

hey patchy shut the fuck up.

patchy by notfudgepackersbrother February 13, 2008

Patchy

A name for a bi-sexual male who tries to hang out with straight guys and is typically defined as being an annoyance or burden. The patchy represents the patch between the butt and vagina, representing the unsureness of the Patchy's preference in a guy's (butthole) or girl's (pussie).

Dammit, that Nick kid is trying to come over. That fucking guy was caught blowing a dude in the bathroom. Why does that asshole think we want a gay hanging out with our group of guy friends? He's such a patchy.

Patchy by Guckfumby November 1, 2011

Patchy

Patchy is an 13 year old that sweats in a game called Brawl Stars.

He's such an patchy

Patchy by binnyyy November 27, 2020