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Needle Ass 

An ass so narrow and skinny it resembles the threaded end of a needle. Characterized by the complete absence of butt cheeks, said persons bunghole looks like a cats with their tail up and makes only slight whistle noises when farting.

Can be caused by Noacetol overdoses, noassatall disease, or having a diet consisting solely of pizza bites and mountain dew. Deliberate needle ass conditions can be brought on by the Crack-ho-skinny diet.
Brooke's needle ass made it look like she had a camel toe in the back.
Needle Ass by John Wesley February 12, 2008
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ass needle

Similar to a dildo, yet it is the male genitalia where it can be inserted into the rear. For a lack of a better word, used for gay sex.
Oh Bernard, do me with your ass needle!
Oh baby - PROTRUDE me!
ass needle by Butter Monkey February 11, 2008

Needless Markup 

Slang for Neiman Marcus, a very expensive department store.
I spent $5 for my t-shirt at Target, but she spent $105 for the same shirt at Needless Markup.
Needless Markup by KChristieH October 10, 2007

needless markups 

Slang for the department store Neiman Marcus
Why go to to Bloomingdale's, when you can go to Needless Markups & pay double the price, for the same pair of Billy's!!
needless markups by Broke as a Joke December 30, 2008

needlessly complex 

The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.
The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.
needlessly complex by FPB June 18, 2008

needless sacrifice syndrome 

The tendency of action, sci-fi, or fantasy media to needlessly sacrifice main characters for one reason or another.
Charlie from Lost, most characters from Lost, and every tough black sidekick character ever are all examples of needless sacrifice syndrome.

needless to say 

An unnecessary and somewhat obnoxious introduction to an obvious observation.
Synonymous with the phrase “it goes without saying.”
Person A: I heard that my teacher’s vagina smells like a toxic waste dump. Needless to say I won’t be putting my nose anywhere near that.

Person B: If it’s needless to say, then why did you say it?

Person A: Well…I…uh…I don’t know.

Person B: Dick (while walking away).