Bonds'er

The Home-run Bat in Smash Bros Melee. Named after Barry Bonds because if you get hit you're goin out of the park.

1. "I got the Bonds'er! You're done son you're fuckin done"
2. "You just got Bonds'ed, shameful."

Bonds'er by Hank Hoegarth February 10, 2008

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bonus erectus

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody

Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.

Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.

bonus erectus by DinoDave September 22, 2011

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bonus eruptus

A rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the mouth and leave the body.

"The only cure for bonus eruptus is transdental electromicide!"

bonus eruptus by ripelivejam August 19, 2009

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bounds error

When your parents have sex on your bed

Dude there was a total bounds error last night...

bounds error by Nate March 15, 2005

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bondservant

To serve God,Jesus,Holy Spirit with all you have in your heart to the End with out wavering for ever & ever here on earth & eternity

I a bondservant to Jesus who saves my soul to live forever in eternity Amen

bondservant by Dave Warrior for Christ February 12, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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