Blotzer

A severely bloated rectum which leaks bodily fluids uncontrollably and causes severe discomfort.

Dude, if I don't get rid of this Blotzer, I'm going to kill myself!

Blotzer by Home Diggity Dogg January 31, 2008

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Blozzers

A porn website based of of Brazzers. The specific genre of porn shown here is: Roblox Porn. This porn features the hottest roblox figures, and the men have the largest of dicks and muscles. Also there are many types of sex here. You have to admit that Blozzers is the go to website for Roblox Porn. I wouldn't reccomend it for people who want friends.

Guy 1: Whats ur favorite porn site?
Guy 2: Blozzers
Guy 1: Man.
Guy 2: I hate you. Though, you still have good taste.

Blozzers by Random_Definer 2.0 April 9, 2020

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Wolf Blitzer

A CNN anchorman who hates black people. He recently trotted over to New Orleans and actually shot a handful of black people with a paintball gun as they were trying to wade through the water. Wolf Blitzer wears air force ones and tall tees as he is reporting and reportedly, he does not give a fuck and is in it for the paperstack. He has a huge knot and rides in a yacht claiming "fuck a boat that row"

Wolf Blitzer spit dro fire over the microphone.

Wolf Blitzer looked clean in his white tee in that last reporting.

Wolf Blitzer roll deep in the news van.

Wolf Blitzer loves black people.

Wolf Blitzer drinks hennessey in his yacht.

Oh my, did you see Wolf Blitzer reporting news the other day with a cup full of that "purple drank"? That liquid codeine had him fiendin to buck on some niggers at New Orleans.

Wolf Blitzer by Jordan SXE Watson October 1, 2005