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'''Diaan van Wyk'''(born January 19, 1981 in Roodepoort) is a South [Africa]n right handed batsman and wicketkeeper who plays for Gauteng in South African domestic cricket.

Preceding his first-class career, Van Wyk had a distinguished role as a backyard cricket player. Using his brilliant cricketing mind in strategy as captain and his fantastic eye batting in the 1st-drop position, Van Wyk 'burnt the record books' as one journalist stated' in his career with the Denistone Dingoes, NSW, Australia and Gauteng.

One can not mention the name Van Wyk, however, without giving mention to his partner in crime, Dick Van Johnson. A talented all-rounder himself, it was not unusual to see 'VJ' or 'Ivo' (as he was affectionately known)opening both the bowling and batting.

The third element in the highly successful '3V' combo was Timothy 'VVS' Steyn ('''V'''ery '''V'''ery '''S'''teyn.) A demon fast bowling all-rounder, Steyn initially found fame as a 14-year-old when he killed two men (Dilmah 'The Nawab of Pataudi' Arndt and Towelly Hayes) with sharp bouncers.
Doing a Van Wyk means to be a freakn at everything (ie that guy is a van wyk!)
Van Wyk by Van Wyk January 24, 2008
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Vanwyked 

when someone gets girls drunk and tries to hook up with them but can never get any because he has a hair cut that resembles a penis and usually has the name nate
Did you hear nate pulled the vanwyked again this week.. what a loser.
Vanwyked by john ohm December 15, 2008
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Gabriel VanWyk 

bitch ass nigga with a fat ass fucking head. usually has a substantially insane amount of brain cells then the average human being.
You seen that white boy Gabriel VanWyk got his shit fuckin whacked in the locker room?
Gabriel VanWyk by Dudewhobeatupgabe October 16, 2019
A term used while playing hockey. Which describes a player who slaps shots in the crease and tends to hit the Goaltender in the chest and cause major rib injury's.
That kid "VanWyked" that Goalie pretty hard.
Person 1 "Wheres jon?" person 2 "Hes in the hospital, He got Vanwyked pretty hard when he was playing in net earlier." Person 1 "Shitty deal"
VanWyk by Eddiizz November 11, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026