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The language of mostly W's; words may include other letters but are generaly made up of the letter W. Not many people speak Polski because of the fact that it is easily confused with the Polish language. The people who speak it are called either Polskan, Polskenese, or Polskii.
(Polski) Wwwwwwpof dsh WWwwwwwW. WWww WWWwwwwww adwwps.

(translation) My toenail salad is hot. I need some soap candy to shred on my salad.
Polski by Chase loves money March 27, 2009
A derrogative term for a polish person.
" man i was in wakefield today and there were so many polski's by the market it was unbeleivable! "
Polski by Hansel Ungramshaden January 18, 2008

polski sklep 

Literally means "Polish Shop".

A store selling exclusively Polish products, mostly food but can also include newspapers, magazines, seasonal goods. These have sprung up all over the UK in recent years with the huge influx of Poles, even in those areas where they are outnumbered by other ethnic communities, (such as Tooting in London).

They all mostly stock the same sort of products, which unfortunately means that the more businessmen get in on the act the smaller the profits. Well known products include polish bread, pierogi, danio yogurts, kielbasa, sauerkraut, pickled cucumbers to name a few.

As well as being frequented by Poles, there are a fair share of British consumers who venture into a Polski Sklep.
"God, I can't believe yet another polski sklep has opened on Tooting high street, theres already one about 10 metres down the road"

"Kumpilam te wysmienite ogorki w polskim sklepie na ealingu"
polski sklep by Morela April 26, 2008
To violently attack someone in a polish manner.
" owen polski'd this guy last night for talking about his girlfriend kim "
Polski'd by Grant Amos February 25, 2009

Polski Smak 

An overweight, chain-smoking, muscular Polish gangster who has immigrated to the UK. Also know as Polski Beefcakes. They are known for walking around in packs, smoking, drinking large quantities of Tyskie and beating the shit out of chavs who attack them.
I was walking down the road the other day when I saw half a dozen Polski Smaks coming in the other direction.
Polski Smaks keep stealing crates of Tyskie from the local shop.
Polski Smak by DRAC250 October 25, 2010

Polski Rat 

When you speak with someone who is polish and think what an absolute bender
You see Hubert and Norbert over there yeah, they’re polski rats