1. The freshest since 1953
2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want
hey buddy pass me a taint cola
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex
"Knock Her out with A brick"
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 16, 2008
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