Gwucoglia
Pronounced Gwoo-coh-glee-a.
Stands for: Guy who, unfortunately, can only get laid in Asia.
This subspecies of Charisma Man, though unable to attain female companionship within the confines of his home country due to a staggering ineptitude at picking up/meeting Western women, exhibits overwhelming success while living in an Asian country (most commonly Japan) at locating attractive Eastern women willing to enter into a relationship and/or engage in sexual acts with him.
The most common example of Gwucoglia are: Otaku, native to Western countries, who travel to Japan (or another nearby Asian country) to teach English.
Most easily identifiable when seen accompanying a ridiculously hot Japanese girl who, by Western standards, would be out of his league.
Stands for: Guy who, unfortunately, can only get laid in Asia.
This subspecies of Charisma Man, though unable to attain female companionship within the confines of his home country due to a staggering ineptitude at picking up/meeting Western women, exhibits overwhelming success while living in an Asian country (most commonly Japan) at locating attractive Eastern women willing to enter into a relationship and/or engage in sexual acts with him.
The most common example of Gwucoglia are: Otaku, native to Western countries, who travel to Japan (or another nearby Asian country) to teach English.
Most easily identifiable when seen accompanying a ridiculously hot Japanese girl who, by Western standards, would be out of his league.
Matt: Yo, check out the legs on that J-hottie holding hands with that Gwucoglia.
Gary: A dude like that scored a chick that hot? Gotta love Japan!
Gary: A dude like that scored a chick that hot? Gotta love Japan!
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