Westchesterite 

A resident of Westchester, but not any citizen of Westchester, a dweller who lives in Westchester, eats in Westchester, doesn't leave Westchester, raises a family in Westchester, goes to the Lake Isle pool in Westchester, sends their kids to expensive private schools in Westchester, goes to bars in Westchester, first girlfriend/boyfriend is from Westchester, they live in a town that ends with Dale, Ville or Chester, their house takes up a city block in Westchester, they call a sandwich a wedge but only in Westchester, if its not kosher approved the business doesn't last in Westchester, if you lawn is not green and properly trimmed your not from Westchester, If you are not wearing a name brand you will be assumed to have moved into Westchester, they only eat organic foods in Westchester, the streets are always paved smooth in Westchester, and finally you will live and die in Westchester.

If you are reading this you are probably a Westchesterite.

Westchesterite by Danny Hunnewell January 14, 2008