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Zach Braff 

(verb) to make someone feel like a winner even though they're being hustled or otherwise taken advantage of; to pimp or exploit someone without their knowledge.

Derived from a 2013 Kickstarter campaign in which actor Zach Braff successfully convinced fans to donate over $3 million to fund his next movie, even though he had more than enough personal wealth, Hollywood connections, and white male privilege to do it himself.
1. Only a true player can Zach Braff a ho into thinking that her life is glamorous and great while she's whoring herself out to give all her money to him.

2. He Zach Braff'd over $3 million out of those fools. They're excited as hell even though they're only getting t-shirts and DVDs and won't see a dime of profit. That wealthy bastard has my utmost respect.
Zach Braff by lilybelle June 9, 2013
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Zach Braff 

(v) When a french kiss simulatneously engulfs your mouth nose and throat
The date was going well till he Zach Braff-ed me and I needed a kleenex.
Zach Braff by methuselah jones January 12, 2008

Zach Braff 

Hot Jewish renaissance man. Zach Braff had quietly made audiences laugh on NBC's hilarious Scrubs until the release of Garden State, a film for which he wrote the screenplay for, starred in, directed himself in and produce the soundtrack for...all to critical acclaim (he's won a Grammy, an Independent Spirit Award, a National Board of Review award, and a Chicago Film Critics Association award). He's been dating Mandy Moore for some time.
Did you see him do that illusion on Ellen? Man, Zach Braff can do it all!
Zach Braff by reytheist February 10, 2006

zachbraffgasm 

The feeling you get in your pants when you see you Zach Braff on tv/in a movie.
"When I realized that the new season of scrubs was premiering tonight, I totally zachbraffgasm-ed."

"Garden State was so good I totally zachbraffgasm-ed."

"If I see a re-run of scrubs on tv, I just zachbraffgasm."

The guy who wrote "Ode to Zach Braff" totally knows what a zachbraffgasm is.
zachbraffgasm by LZAB December 3, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026