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emosextual 

an emosextual is someone who is bi and only dates emos, scenes, straightedges, punks, goths, hardcores, skaters or anyone who looks like them. the order of love goes in this order...emo, scenes, goths, punks, straightedges, hardcores and then skaters...no exceptions!
an emosextual likes alot of people but focases on the hottest/emoest guy in the school.
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Elosexual 

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating
Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual
Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Ecosexual 

Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.
Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!
Ecosexual by Your_Dick November 30, 2016

exosexual 

A term used to describe a person that finds aliens sexually attractive.
Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...

Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.
exosexual by FrStrat December 20, 2022
A person who finds dedication to one's evolutionary journey and self-growth attractive or arousing.
A: This weekend at the deep trauma healing retreat, I was so attracted to this man who courageously and vulnerably kept sharing his feelings.

B. Wow, you are so evosexual!
Evosexual by HazelGrace October 14, 2018
(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
emosexual by Brian H January 22, 2005

Egosexual 

someone who would only have sex with themselves.
Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual
Egosexual by cole March 21, 2004