Do your chick in the ass then pull it out and use her own shit to make sideburns on her face.
Bill: Hey Greg did you fuck Mary yet?

Greg: Hell yeah! I even gave that bitch The Dirty Elvis *thumbs up*
by Major Rio December 1, 2007
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Dirty Elvis is when you are ass hammering a chick (or a guy I guess) who is not so clean down there. You pull it out flip em over and slap them on both sides of their face leaving "shit sideburns" while singing "Love me Tender".
Bro, Alicia is dirty as hell... I was pounding her pooper and she don't wipe good. Pissed me off so I just gave her a Dirty Elvis, and left.
by CEElover March 17, 2020
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